🔔 Terp Alerts

Stop refreshing menus. Tell us what you're hunting — a strain, a terp profile, a price point, a specific dispensary — and we'll email you the moment it drops, restocks, or gets cheaper anywhere in Florida.

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Dispensaries — any dispensary

Categories — any category

Terp profiles — 1 selected

Min THC

Min total terps

Max price

Strain contains (optional)

Brand contains (optional)

Email me at

Within each group, any selection matches (e.g. Cookies OR Jungle Boys); groups combine (those dispensaries AND those categories). One email per batch of matches, max every 30 minutes, one-click off switch in every email. Lab-data / menu alerts, not medical advice.

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Lab-data driven

Alerts match on real COA terpene and THC numbers, not marketing copy.

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Menus checked 6×/day

We diff every tracked Florida menu and only email real changes.

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One-click off

Every email has an instant off switch. No account needed.

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